Go back to spleenville
Nasty gloaters have been appearing at my favourite left wing blogs since the election. Fair enough, I suppose, especially on Sunday, but I'm surprised that some of them are persisting.
It reminds me of a guy who turned up to a party we had a few years ago. It was an excellent party, but this guy was not having a good time. He was talking to my then bloke, who he didn't know was one of the hosts, and said that it was a crap party and he was really sorry that he'd left his own party around the corner to come.
Bloke in question said "if your party was so fucking tops, why aren't you there? I'm having too good a time for the thought of elsewhere to have even crossed my mind. So fuck off back to your own poxy party and see if we miss you".
Update: feeling better now, thanks. Onward, ho!