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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Who is Fyodor then? And what's he like really?

Liam Hogan is a genius


It's the question on everyone's lips today, innit? Apolgies to The Sherriff and Krankiboy whose "ring ring" concept was so delightful I hadta rip it off.

And yes, you just do a google image search for "sideshow bob" to find him! And yes again, everything little revealing snippet here is straight from his own keyboard.

Sloppy

Hi, you've reached Victor Spankum's Special Adult Introduction Service. My name's Jenny. How can I help you?

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
I am stag at the moment, and thus lumbered with free time on the weekends, which are usually sacrosanct.


Sloppy

Which means you'd like to meet a special someone?

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
I'm so dry and cracked I may just be dessicated coconuts.


Sloppy

I think I get your drift. So, what kind of person are you looking for?

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
Mmh, lesbian Swedish twins...


Sloppy

Not sure we've got any twins on the books just at the 'mo. Anything else appeal?


yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
Babe-nerds with inflatable fiery fun bags!

Sloppy

Bit low on them too. Keep trying.


yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
An old bloke in a dress? Or, maybe, a young bloke in a dress. Better yet, an altar boy.

Sloppy

Oooh, people tend to get very cross about the altar boys, but we can perhaps arrange some outfits.

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
There should be more of it. That and pirates.


Sloppy

Aah, beg pardon?

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
There's not nearly enough pirates on TV.


Sloppy

So you're looking for a religious pubescent gay pirate?

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
You are a very bad lady. I have created a monster.


Sloppy

Oh, never mind, we get all kinds here. Perhaps we should have started with you telling me a little about yourself? Where have you been looking for love?

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
Here. There. Everywhere. You know how it is.


Sloppy

No, not really, but enough about me. How would you describe yourself physically?

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
Mmyeah - discretion, valour et cetera.


Sloppy

That's not really going to read so well. You want to give me some more detail?

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
Yes, my skin is this yellow, and I only have eight fingers. I like to think of myself as somewhat cinnamony.


Sloppy

Tattoos, piercings, novelty items?

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
Unsightly - albeit highly aquadynamic - webbing.


Sloppy

Well that certainly qualifies. Hobbies?

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
Ever wonder what chicken tastes like?


Sloppy

Err, no. Hobbies?

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
I eat lions for breakfast. With marmalade and strong coffee.


Sloppy

Well, I'm not getting a match from our registered profiles so far, I must say.

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
Come over to the Dark Side, give in to your true nature!


Sloppy

Oh pet, I wouldn't be working here if I was alienated from my Dark Side. It's in the Selection Criteria.

yep, just do an image search for sideshow bob
Was this an attempt at humour?


Still can't work out who Fyodor is? Check out the many truths here:

Cut Price Commentariat (and snaps to Liam for the banner design)
Flop Eared Mule
For Battle!
and possibly Larvatus Prodeo, you never know.