Please explain

Teenage boy walking down Atherton Street yesterday at about 4 o'clock: if it's so frickin' hot you have to take your shirt off and stuff it in your pants, why are you wearing a woolly beanie?

At least I know I'm not aged before my years, as I thought the snarl was a great accessory. But I'm very disappointed I didn't have my camera, Spirit Fingers style, to record this appalling fashion roadkill.