Cruel and unusual Valentines

O, bless him, is horrendously unromantic. This is of course, not ideal, but I am prepared to cop it given his many redeeming qualities. However, there is still no reason to go emailing your girlfriend this today with the subject "Better late than never."


I very much hope that no puppies were harmed during the making of this filth.

No reason at all. Particularly as this is the SECOND TIME he has sent me Davidmail.

PS - yes I realise I have been posting a lot of guff lately, but my brain's having a bit of a rest. When it comes back I'll get up the Liberals and other idiots again, don't you worry.