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Sunday, March 12, 2006

Oh dearie me

Does anyone have a copy of "Football for Dummies" just sitting around? In a moment of foolish excitement, I appear to have joined a soccer team.

I am now thinking this may have been a mistake, mainly because:

  • I have never played soccer in my life.

  • I have no idea how to play soccer. I did play hockey for several years, but I was the goalie and as long as I kept the goals out no-one required me to know what else was happening.

  • I am quite unfit, and in general prefer this kind of thing to running about with a bunch of shouting women with spiky shoes on.

  • Aren't they scary?

    I am looking on the bright side, reminding myself that there will be some quite excellent things about this whole plan, including changing that last point and being able to announce that I'm just popping up to the park for a round of keepy-uppy.