Not safe for vegans

Or even vegetarians. Wickham turned out to be a bit tough, as predicted, so he became soup. Very tasty soup, apparently. At least his death was not in vain.

I have resisted the temptation to put the feathers on the neighbours' door step with some red paint and a large sign saying "CHICKEN KILLERS LIVE HERE".

The really gross bit is that his carcass was later fed to my sister's chickens. Chickens LOVE meat. Even chicken. Perverts.



Exhibit 1.