Who died and made me Helen Wellings?

My fight with Telstra continues.

Today I have advised them that I am beginning to get cross.

I have given up "Ride of the Valkyries" and adopted Panterra's "Vulgar display of power" as my new inspirational tune.

Victory will be mine.

However, I fear this may be affecting me. After many minutes waiting at the DJ's luscious creamy face stuff counter today, I got the shits and dropped a note saying "You need more staff. 10:45" before stomping out.