New Parliamentary Secretary for Pissing from Inside the Tent
The Parliamentary Secretary to the Prime Minister and for Water Policy holding hands with the Prime Minister. I didn't even have to make that up.
The Reshuffle Bingo book is now running, comrades. Even money that Brendan Nelson floats the idea of compulsory national service within the next two years. Suggestions for other interesting wagers are solicited. The new Ministry list is available for inspiration here.